New Year - Insanity

Today I woke up with a little help from Snow White to the realization that I am in fact aging. I'm no longer wasting my days away on internet dating sites, nor social networking, but instead working on business plans and watching stocks. Oh how the times have changed! This up coming year I will be TWENTY FUCKING SEVEN! So I rightfully decided that I would celebrate it like had turned 22 (22 being my favorite year) Yes, I'm settling down, well kinda. Most people would think what i'm doing is disgusting. This is because I'm working on building a company based on the advancement of modern medicine (drugs) but shhhhhhhhh. Thats right everything your D.A.R.E. teacher told you was fucking bullshit. Anyway if I weren't ass deep in business 101 I would be writing fiction, however like I said before I'm getting older and it's time to work! . . . for drugs? HAPPY MOTHER FUCKING NEW YEARS THIS Year I'm bringing it in right with two Jersey Boys, Joey and Craig, my ex wife Jenn and my current love Panda. A weird combo of fucking crazies and I couldn't be happier! I feel like 2012 is going to fucking rock, but that's probably because I went to Vegas for XXXMas! Real writing to come, I swear. Hail Satan!